And the Oscar goes to.........someone else.

Now, how is it this bright, literate and honest gal isn't to be believed?

> Comment: Hi my name is (JOB HUNTING MORON) I had numerous problems
>with the (Application Screening). To the point that I had to use a
>dummy identity to respond to tech support and address my problem. The
>system booted me out which I was not able to pass the test, complete the
>test correctly and website keep telling me that I have to wait next year. I
>am really upset, I tried to take the test Friday night Sep 08, 2006 and try
>to contact Tech Support and click on the button for help that was on the
>page for the test and training site for the problem I was experiencing on
>the website. While I was continuing to take the test I couldn't get through
>for any help on the site. The next time I tried to log into the system it
>is telling me that I can't get in and have to wait till next year. First
>problem that I experienced while taking the test the pages kept redirecting
>me into the next page by itself. Then there were many glitches on the site
>that I was try! ing to complete. When I try to enter the correct answer to
>a problem the site would redirect me to the next problem without answering
>it correctly. When I try to click on to next page at times the NO PAGE
>COULD BE DISPLAYED would come up many times and had to click back, forward,
>and the refresh buttons to try to continue on with the test. Then when I
>decided to just get off the site of testing then page kept proceeding to
>the last page telling me to wait be patient as it was processing and it
>came up as booting me off and that I have to wait till next year. So please
>Tech Support I need to take the test and fix these issues because when I
>enter my social and password it has booted me out. Therefore I completed
>another test using a different dummy identity (Nicole Smith) and passed the
>test, with none of the problems that were associated with the first time I
>took the test under my social. So what are my options, what can I do, or
>what can Tech Support do for me to resolv! e this issue?

Wow. Well, since these new fangled computer products can record everything you do, everything you type, how long your system takes to respond, the person on the receiving end of this message had a good laugh and said "Sorry, you're SOL Babe. Oh, and you cheated by re-entering under a different name". Note certain details of her story......the saga continues below.

> Let me just address this issue in simpler terms,
>
> I HAD MANY PROBLEMS WITH THE SITE WHEN I WAS TRYING TO TAKE THE TEST
>UNDER
> MY SOCIAL, I WAS TRYING TO ALSO CLICK ON HELP FOR THE ISSUES WITH THE
>SITE
> BUT COULDNT GET THROUGH BECAUSE AT THE TIME THE SITE WAS ACTING UP AND
> COMING UP WITH ALOT OF ERRORS. ALSO I READ THAT TECH SUPPORT IS
>AVAILABLE
> MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY PACIFIC TIME, WHICH AT THE TIME I WAS TRYING TO
>TAKE
> THE TEST, TECH WASNT AVAILABLE ACCORDING TO THE TIME LISTED. I HAD
>PROBLEMS
> WITH SITE TO THE POINT IT BOOTED ME OFF AND I AM NOT ABLE TO GO BACK AND
> CONTACT TECH SUPPORT UNDER MY SOCIAL AND SECRET PASSWORD. SO BASICALLY I
>HAD
> TO CREATED A DUMMY IDENTITY WHICH WAS NICOLE SMITH TO GET THE ISSUE THAT
>I,
> (A Complete Moron) HAD WHILE TAKING THE TEST AND THAT I WASNT ABLE TO GET
>BACK
> IN UNDER MY LOG IN WHICH WAS MY SOCIAL AND PASSWORD, UNDER MY NAME.
>
> NO WHERE I EVER SAID THAT NICOLE SMITH CONTACTED YOU (TECH SUPPORT), I
>AM
> THE PERSON THAT HAD TO MAKE UP THAT DUMMY IDENTITY(NICOLE SMITH), IN
>ORDER
> TO SEND MY ISSUE WITH THE TEST ONLINE TO TECH SUPPORT.
> BASICALLY IT IS SIMPLE, I HAD MAJOR ISSUES WITH THE SITE AT THE TIME I
>WAS
> TRYING TO TAKE MY TEST CORRECTLY AND IT CAUSED ME TO NOT PASS THE TEST
> CORRECTLY, BE BOOTED OFF THE TESTING ASSESSMENT, AND IF YOU CAN NOT HELP
> THEN CAN YOU GIVE ME A NUMBER TO THE HUMAN RESOURCE DEPARTMENT TO
>ADDRESS
> THEM OVER THE PHONE AND ACTUALLY SPEAK TO SOMEONE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND ME
>AND
> MY SITUATION WITH THE ONLINE TEST ?!

Okay, did you find at least one mind-blowing self contradictory statement in this jibberish?

At this point the JHM was told that she never contacted support, the problems described didn't exist, and if her recruiter gave a rat's ass, they'd call her.

Cau u just please somehow atleast give me human resource email address if
you can not give me atleast an number to reach them?! For some reason you
are definetly not a help to the situation at all! I just want to someone
else besides typing here and keep chatting back and forth with you. I want
to contact human resource directly, obviously to you this is not a tech
problem to your behalf so let me speak to another department.

And then this was sent in to another source.

To (Moronic company that let me retest a third time) I had Technical difficul

ties in taking the Position T

est online. I email tech support and

lady wasnt much help. Please can u

direct me to Human Resource or the r

ight person?

Discuss.