Bad Speller or Strikingly Freudian?

Does it come as any surpise that someone applying for a bank teller position with the handle "BallsOfSteal" would cheat on his prescreen?

Morons Du Jour

Today I must congratulate an Southeastern would be bank candidate for falsifying her computer date and social security number three times in as many months to apply for a customer service position that only allows you to apply once per year. It's staggering to believe it doesn't even occur to these dolts that perhaps a national bank might check into their testing records.

But this is nothing compared to "tOnsOfFun420", who actually used that email addy on their resume and official communications with another bank.

Way to go, dildoes. Way to go.

Oh, let's hire these winners!

This JHM writes in the following when applying for a bank job online

I keep getting pop ups with internet explorer. This is why I never use internet explorer. My default browser is mozilla firefox. How can I stop getting pop ups?

Uhm...are you really this helpless? You complain and assume we--the people considering GIVING YOU A JOB, should kindly tell you how to block pop up ads. I am holding up a finger. You have four chances to guess the correct one. Take your time, dear.

And that brings us to this one. This one is seeking a career in law enforcement. I guess donut eating doesn't require a whole lot of computer literacy.

i noticed that you have to cut and paste your login and password. I don't know how to do this. Could you give me a quick tutorial? Thanks

This one doesn't seem rude, but still!

Oh jeesh.

Completely Moronic Job Hunter's Hall of Shame

Wow...you guys keep lists?!? I would like to thank a handful of sources for sending me your submissions listing wholly inappropriate email addresses used by people to apply for jobs. There were literally HUNDREDS of them. At one point I just had to stop reading them.

I have selected several for honorable mention here. I cannot believe how many people attach the numbers 420, 69 and 666 to their email addresses. Even more so for the "sexy" and "pimp" combinations. If I were to include all the submission, this blog entry would be pages upon pages in length.

What's most disturbing is what this says about the state of our society. Today's young JHM lacks any sense of what is appropriate, and doesn't have the slightest clue about how the world works. A painful irony is that many of the addresses came from free email providers. Meaning the job applicants knew hot to go and set up a free account. (The other half were AOL users, and well, you know how dumb they can be) *Sigh* What a world!

What I found to be the greatest thing learned was the demographic info included with some of these. I assumed most of these would be dumb burnout Jeff Spicoli types, boy am I wrong! Since employers collect this information, some of it was sent in with the lists. I am told that the overwhelming majority of these addresses belong to women, including my two very favorites, spunkmonkey and sexygash. Women of all ethnicities made up practically all the sexy handles. Women of African American descent preferred 69, while caucasian women were responsible for the overwhelming majority of the 420 references. You'd think men would make up most of the pimp nicknames, but they were at about 50% (lucky_bepimpinthemhoes was is alleged to be a female applicant).

I figured it safest to not reprint the whole email address, just what's west o' the @.

Note to Job Hunters: If your email address could easily appear on this page, perhaps you should engage your gray matter and get another email address!

millerbtch420
KRIS69_420
spunkkmonkey420
buzz1420
sxyshrty420
highview420
Lunacyfringe420
spoil420princezz
kornturtle420
Roxybizzzich420
chronicflip420
shorty_hot6969
lucky69er
bettyboo_hot_69
Wet4Dreams6917
Ndesipimp69
cutiemom6951
hogfever6969
red69dimples
PIMPET1169
malibubarbi69
x69mustangchickx
lildevil_69
sweetspus69
playboybuddie069
msthang69
guysluck69
LATINLOVER69
exotictemptress69
dominisexy69
badandblonde69
goddessgood69
pimpalalicious84
big_pimpn_003
pimpedoutmiss1313
Lucky_bepimpinthemhoes
nastypimpin187
sexy_slim34
sexytigeress82
sexybrownmickey
jsexybtclazy
monkeysexpress
mightymousex42x
sexygash
SexyCaramel